This is not Celtics Related.....BUT FUNNY!

["Shawn Roth" <ufpdev!shawnr@uunet.uu.net>]

This is just some listserv humor that I thought I would pass along.

Shawn

> >>>> > listserv humor
> >>>> >
> >>>> >
> >>>> >  Q:  How many internet mail list subscribers does it take
> >>>> >      to change a light bulb?
> >>>> >
> >>>> >  A:  1,331:
> >>>> >          1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail
> >>>> >            list that the light bulb has been changed
> >>>> >         14 to share similar experiences of changing light
> >>>> >            bulbs and how the light bulb could have been
> >>>> >            changed differently.
> >>>> >          7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
> >>>> >         27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
> >>>> >            changing light bulbs.
> >>>> >         53 to flame the spell checkers
> >>>> >        156 to write to the list administrator complaining about
> >>>> >            the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness
> >>>> >            to this mail list.
> >>>> >         41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
> >>>> >        109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and
> >>>> >            to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
> >>>> >        203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar,
> >>>> >            alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing
> >>>> >            light bulbs be stopped.
> >>>> >        111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we
> >>>> >            are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts
> >>>> >            **are** relevant to this mail list.
> >>>> >        306 to debate which method of changing light
> >>>> >            bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs,
> >>>> >            what brand of light bulbs work best for this
> >>>> >            technique, and what brands are faulty.
> >>>> >         27 to post URLs where one can see examples of
> >>>> >            different light bulbs
> >>>> >         14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and
> >>>> >            to post corrected URLs.
> >>>> >          3 to post about links they found from the URLs that
> >>>> >            are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs
> >>>> >            relevant to this list.
> >>>> >         33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote
> >>>> >            them including all headers and footers, and then
> >>>> >            add "Me Too."
> >>>> >         12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing
> >>>> >            because they cannot handle the light bulb
> >>>> >            controversey.
> >>>> >         19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
> >>>> >          4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
> >>>> >          1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
> >>>> >         47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion
> >>>> >            was meant for, leave it here.
> >>>> >        143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
> >>>> >
> >>>> >