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NBA Christmas Wish List
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Published on December 20, 1998 [Image]
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NBA: MATT STEINMETZ to a friend
A Christmas list for NBA's labor-impaired
ALL RIGHT, IT'S true. We're late with our Christmas shopping, and
this year there's not even the excuse that the season has kept us
busy.
But there is still time to pick up a few items for the men
responsible for the NBA lockout. Here's a list of what some of the
key figures in the dispute need to find under their trees Friday
morning for there to be a settlement by the New Year:
* Commissioner David Stern: A mirror. Hey, David, look at it. Of
course, the commissioner gets paid by the owners, but what
happened to working in the best interest of the league?
And the league means owners, players, fans, officials ... everyone.
Stern, widely thought of as one of the greatest commissioners to
preside over any sport, can kiss that description goodbye if he's the
man at the helm of professional sports' only canceled season. If
that's the case, he shouldn't be surprised when he looks into that
mirror and sees Bud Selig.
* Union director Billy Hunter: A good cause. This poor guy has
been put in the hopeless role of trying to get more money for a
bunch of millionaires -- and having to sell it to the public.
Even if his intentions are noble -- and the verdict isn't in on
that -- the cause isn't. And that's all that matters at this
point.
Somebody give this guy something to work with. Advocating for the
homeless, defending animal rights, protesting nuclear war. Anything
beats this gig.
* NBA player representative Patrick Ewing: The jaws of life.
Perhaps the only instrument that would successfully remove his
size 16 from his mouth. Ewing, the starting center for the New
York Knicks, should never quit his day job. Oh, that's right, he
doesn't have one.
On more than one occasion Ewing has tried to paint NBA players as a
group of starving artists. For his next public relations move, he'll
arrive at the next negotiating session wearing a "Will Dunk for
Food," sign.
* Heat center Alonzo Mourning: Directions. This guy is lost. How
else do you explain his presence at bargaining sessions?
Don't you want calm, cool, even-tempered personalities trying to
hammer out a labor contract? Mourning has been suspended more times
than Latrell Sprewell's driver's license. And speaking of Sprewell,
do you get the feeling he'll be next to the podium representing the
players after a meeting?
* Agent David Falk: An airplane hangar. This guy needs somewhere
to store his ego. When the agent for Michael Jordan and Ewing,
among others, isn't front and center ripping Stern and the
league, he's behind the scenes playing the role of
ventriloquist.
Falk is such a big fan of Falk he was last seen in a Las Vegas hotel
lobby signing autographs for fans. Talk about a sign the Apocalypse
is upon us: an agent signing an autograph. Or worse: fans actually
asking for it.
SEASON-ENDER: Last July, Warriors forward Adonal Foyle broke his foot
while playing in a summer league game in New Jersey.
This summer, Foyle had more bad luck, this time while playing in the
San Francisco Pro-Am league at Kezar Pavilion. It seems Santa Clara
guard Brian Jones is blaming Foyle for the dislocated kneecap he
suffered in a July game.
On Monday, Santa Clara announced Jones, considered by many scouts to
be a pro prospect, won't play this year because of the injury.
Jones had made a steal around halfcourt during a game and was headed
downcourt for a layup. Foyle, playing on the opposing team, was
trailing him on the play and tried to block the shot. The Warriors
forward ended up nudging Jones in the back, and Jones fell awkwardly
and injured himself. At the time, Jones thought he'd be able to
return this year. And he's not pleased with Foyle, who apologized at
the time of the incident.
"My thinking is that if a guy is going for a breakaway layup in a
summer league game, you don't go after him to block his shot," Jones
said.
A POINT BY THE ORIGINAL POINT: Celtics legend Bob Cousy may have
formed the Players Association, but he's not a fan of it.
"I'm ashamed I ever started the Players Association," Cousy said this
week. "The owners created this Frankenstein, and now the monster is
ready to turn around and eat its maker. For the first time in my
life, I regret starting the Players Association."
Cousy said he remembered fighting to increase players' meal money
from $5 to $7 per day and reducing the exhibition schedule from 24 to
16 games.
"We all loved the league, and we were getting paid to play a child's
game. We didn't want to go into insurance like everyone else."
Cousy also said he thinks inherent racism in this country will hinder
the league from completely regaining its popularity.
"The other issue that's going to affect basketball is that we live in
a racist society, so the fact that 80 percent of the league is black
is going to give bigots out there more opportunity to turn off and
bad-mouth the players," he said. "Not that people like that need
reasons."
THE BONUS: Another old-timer rips the players. This time it's former
Minneapolis Lakers great George Mikan: "It's a sin, isn't it. From
what I see of the present players, they are not responsive (to the
past). They don't think anything of the old guys, the guys who built
the game for them. It's disheartening to hear the average players,
when asked about some of the old-timers, not to know of them or care
about them or anything."
Edition: LD, Section: B, Page: 4
© 1998 Contra Costa Times